How can i detox from maijuana in 5 days?

i m a heavy maijuana smoker. this test came out of the blue. last one i'm ever going to have to take. i dont drink,smoke cigarettes,or do any other type of drug. i just like my smoke..if you can sympathize with that, please respond with a quickness. i'm not interested in any sinde comments. i'm quite content with being a "poor pot-head" for the rest of my life. nothing you can say will change my ethical views on marijuana. i feel like it is the purest thing out there these days..so please before you criticize me, look in you medicine cabinets, look in you beer coolers,look in you pantry of carbs and tell me who the junkie is.